Muammar Al Khadafi

Under attack we are. Save our Skoda we must young Jedi. Donate you must Text to 60XXX. Awww, cannot get your Skoda out...eh-heheheh.

/End cackling Yoda Mode, try to be serious.

Our countries future - not to mention the soles of our chairmans shoes - depend on that Skoda.

Besides, we're worried someone might compare images and notice that the interior closely matches that of the car scene in "Burka Clad Anal Grannies", starring "Chopper" Kitchen.

This would be a disaster for Britain!

It's all an attack by the state, and a huge mistake. Ever seen Shawshank Redemption? Well, "I'm innocent, lawyer f*cked me".

The state are attacking us because they are frightened of our success.

They would seek to destroy our credibility by having the chairman hop off a number 45 bus to speak at meetings of 8 people.

This cannot be allowed!

We paid those debts. Nick said so, there was an article on the website about it. Do not be taken in by state lies saying we didn't.

We could have a whip around for those printers, but if they were truly supportive of nationalism they'd consider it a price well paid.

The Truth Truck is back on the road - so must our Skoda be, the future of our nation depends on it.

Those naming it the Sh*t Skoda because it ferries bullsh*t from one place to another will be purged and proscribed!

Text donate now to 60XXX to donate £3 - it's less than the price of a pint, but it will pay for some pints for us to drown our sorrows.

Anyone texting before midnight will be entered into a prize draw to win a copy of Burka Clad Anal Grannies, and a ride in the Skoda with "Chopper" Kitchen.

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