Muammar Al Khadafi

God bless dopey Dave Cameron and the rest of ConDem, their latest and greatest plan appears to be allowing Jobcentre Plus staff to force jobseekers who can't speak English on to courses - which we're paying for of course - to learn the language.

What a solution, arm them better to compete for jobs we haven't got, wonderful thinking.

Good luck with that though Dave, the human rights rulings will flow thick and fast, it's discrimination you know!

Besides, what difference does it really make?

We'll still be colonised, we'll still see foreign workers taking most of our jobs, just now we'll have some more jobseekers who - thanks to us paying to teach them - will be able to speak English.

If that's all we want to achieve then how about something simple - all JSA forms in English only, all interviews conducted in English only, all signing on to be done in English only, no interpreters allowed.

You want benefits then you learn English off your own back, you pay for it.

If you can't be bothered then no more benefits, simple as.

Apply the same to every other benefit, including housing benefit.

You want to bet there won't be a flood of immigrants who will suddenly find the energy and means to learn English then?

Of course, it's all a pointless exercise anyway. Whether or not our colonisers speak English we're still being subjected to a population change which is unprecedented.

We're still witnessing our nation changed beyond all recognition, our population swell, and the indigenous be utterly dispossessed within our own land.

Whether they say 'giro' in English, Polish, Urdu, or Pakistani, it all adds up to the same thing, and that is that we are paying to support those who are colonising our nation and displacing the indigenous.

Forcing the English language on people is just adding a lick of paint to the idea of invasion and colonisation, the end result is the same.

Colonisation continues. Most will only use English when they have to anyway, and even if they adopted it as their primary tongue it wouldn't change a thing save that colonisation could take place over conversation in English.

Imposing English is a diversion, nothing more, no different than some nations banning burkas - it's nothing more than window dressing as the same old problems continue and the indigenous march towards minority status.

It's racist to require people, or spouses who would join their partner in the UK at least, to speak English apparently.

Or at least that's what a court in Birmingham is deciding, in a case brought by three couples challenging the rules.

Rashida Chapti and her husband Vali, who have been married for 40 years and have 6 children, have been dividing their time for the last 15 years between India and the UK. Vali, an Indian citizen, wants to move the UK - but he does not speak English.

Under rules introduced in 2010, non European partners wishing to join a UK spouse/someone settled here have to demonstrate an understanding of the English language.

Instead of Vali Chapti learning English, you've guessed it, it ends up in court with claims that it is racist and discriminatory to expect someone who wants to live in England to learn English.

One might think that after 15 years (on and off) in the UK someone might have learned a little English, enough to pass the meagre requirements of a basic language test at least.

But, no, so it says a lot about plans to integrate into British society.

Too many want to come here, and, instead of in any way integrating, want to live in England but not be a part of England. Instead, they want their England to be a little India, or Pakistan, or Somalia or whatnot.

After all, who needs English. We'll pay for translators if ever needed, we'll make sure every single government leaflet is available in 500 different languages, all at taxpayer expense of course.

You've no need to bother, we'll foot the bill, no need to do anything in England at all other than take what you want and stuff the rest. That's integration at work for you.

Anyone complains then call them racist, it works every time. We'll even fund some lawyers for you, complete with interpreters, to prove it.

When will sanity prevail? It would be refreshing for our nation not to be crazier than the delirium dreams of a depressed opium fiend.

Until then we'll just keep on paying the bill and everyone else will do whatever they like. It's only Britain so it's not like the British should have any say or any rights.