Muammar Al Khadafi

Straight out of the nightmare book of jokes that is modern Britain comes news that people living close to sites such as airports, which are considered at high risk of terrorist attack, have been receiving police briefings on how to spot a terrorist armed with a surface to air missile.

The Metropolitan Police have been touring village halls, presenting videos of a surface to air missile in action as it hits an Airbus over Iraq, and bringing locals up to speed as to how terrorists can obtain surface to air missiles in Afghanistan, smuggle them into Britain, and bury them before reassembly.

It is currently known that briefings such as this have been held across the country for villagers near to airports, including Heathrow.

Police insist that there is no specific intelligence to suggest that terrorists in Britain have such a weapon currently or were planning such an attack, but that the briefings were part of a community awareness campaign.

It's like something out of Spooks, a great fringe benefit of our Islamic colonisation, and letting just about everybody into our country. We may as well call it as it is, it's not likely to anyone but an adherent of the religion of peace stood there with a rocket launcher trying to shoot down a plane is it?

As a 'community awareness' project it's certainly making us aware of the nightmare that we are facing as a nation, one where police have to take seriously the prospect of some bearded nutjob trying to blow a 747 out of the air using a £120 missile from Afghanistan.

Unbelievable as it is, this is modern Britain, the great price we pay for our diverse and increasingly colonised society. They never told us about this when they were busy telling us how enriched we would end up being.