Muammar Al Khadafi

Interesting news from Norway where the Anti Racist Center is reporting increased interest in its "Teatime with Muslim Families" initiative.

The scheme sees Muslim families invite non Muslims into their homes for tea so that they can get to know one another better.

What a - for want of a better word - interesting idea, wonder if it will catch on over here.

Think about it, if we gave it a catchy name it could be the mutliculltural equivalent of Dave Camerons "hug a hoody" exploits.

Posters could spring up in mosques up and down the land encouraging them to take "coffee with the kuffar" or "Iced tea with the Islamophobe"

Those of the kill the British, England will be an Islamic caliphate variety might be rehabilitated by.....

"Tetley with the Terrorist" mornings.

Or how about "Earl Gray with the Extremist" afternoons or "Jasmine tea with a Jihadi" evenings.

Perhaps we'd better skip the PG Tips though, monkeys are apparently Haram, although whether that is monkeys in general, or just if cooked and served on a plate, this author is unsure.

More tea, Imam? A halal hobnob or two? We've had the cucumber sandwiches checked by experts just in case they've been contaminated with DNA from the ham in the fridge.

Colonisation with a cuppa, how very genteel and civilised, a biscuit and a hot drink whilst Europe sleepwalks towards its Islamic future.

Now, where did I put that sugar, that's one very bitter drink to swallow.