Muammar Al Khadafi

Well, the BNP main site has had an overhaul! Yes, some of you might have noticed that, there are a few clues and telltale signs.

One might be forgiven for thinking that the new front page content is a little biased in the middle of a leadership challenge, but we'll let that slide for now.

Instead, it's time for a little fun, with tongue firmly in cheek, this leadership stuff has all been far too serious.

So, without further ado, we bring you a summary of todays front page articles on the main BNP site.

Help us in our Kitten Rescue Campaign - photograph of Nick, shinning up a tree, to rescue a kitten. "He's a real hero" said 84 year old Ethel Miggins, "I'll be donating £2 a week from my pension to the party so long as Nick is leader, and so should you". What a guy!

Nick of the Rings - A fun piece. Heroic hobbit Nick Grabbins braves many perils to secure the party against the machinations of the evil Saurbrons. Featuring Clive Jefferson as Grandelf and Pat Harrington as Solidarity Gamgee (now that name could be a James Bond beauty, many would watch aghast if Daniel Craig went down on it).

The 50 Smears Email Statement - a refutation and candidate statement as was ran for that mass mailed leaflet. No idea what is in there, whoever is doing the site overhaul managed to put it inside CSS tags which look like an advertisement, so adblockers block it. Sure a few readers using Adblock Plus who have tried to look at the leadership videos after the site overhaul will understand that one ;)

Solidarity Plug - It wouldn't be the main site without it. For free, errr sorry, £5 a month (do the BNP get referral fees?) you too can join Solidarity. It's the Third Way, so come on and cough up, those National Liberals need funds to field candidates to stand against us, you know it makes sense!

Fix our site for Britain, an urgent appeal! - Some of you may have noticed some problems with the re-designed BNP site. We urgently need to raise funds to pay for someone who can fix it. There's a kid in Bolton says he'll do it for £25 and a few tickets to the movies, so we must raise £5,000 as our future depends on it. Donate Now! - Do you wish to donate....£5, £10, £25, £50, £100, £250, Other Amount?

You get the picture.

Of course that content is just made up for a bit of fun, but would it really shock you if it turned up there considering how things are going?

All for fun, but there's a serious point in here somewhere, sure you'll agree on that one.